*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
rules of money:
- never use your own
If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.
"Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?"
"Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it."
"Fucking brilliant, Jim."